The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. – Will Rogers
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime. – Will Rogers

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. – Will Rogers
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime. – Will Rogers
There should be one day when there is open season on senators. – Will Rogers
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. – Will Rogers
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable. – A.P. Herbert, Misleading Cases, 1935