Quote by Will Rogers
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything li

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime. – Will Rogers

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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. – Will Rogers

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America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. – Will Rogers

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A game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood. – Author unknown, variation of a famous non-golf quotation by Samuel Johnson “It i

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Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists. – Heywood Hale Broun

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The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. – Pete Dye

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The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. – Chi Chi Rodriguez

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