I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. – Will Rogers
This depression was deep, and you dont climb out of anything as quick as you fall in. – Will Rogers
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. – Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. – Will Rogers
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable. – A.P. Herbert, Misleading Cases, 1935