Liberty doesn’t work as well in practice as it does in speeches. – Will Rogers
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. – Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. – Will Rogers
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. – Will Rogers
Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways. – Will Rogers
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. – Will Rogers
People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something to that you can’t please. – Will Rogers
Well, the trip from then on across Arizona and east of Los Angeles was just one Oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there. I like Arizona. – Will Rogers
If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership. – Will Rogers
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. – Will Rogers
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it. – Will Rogers
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him “father.” – Will Rogers
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner. – Will Rogers
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. – Will Rogers
