Quote by Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. – Will Rogers

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Election Day
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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that dont get wet you can keep. – Will Rogers

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Government
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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now whats going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? – Will Rogers

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Government
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Its funny when people say, I dont think Julia likes me. Honey, if I dont like you, youre going to know about it. – Julia Roberts

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I wish I had the nerve not to tip. – Paul Lynde

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funny

A mans got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. – Ernest Hemingway

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funny

I dont believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. Its funny because its ridiculous and its ridiculous for different reasons at different times. – Jackie Mason

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With most British actors, its amazing. I think they start with the character on the outside and work in. – Norman Jewison

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Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. – Oscar Wilde

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He who observes etiquette but objects to lying is like someone who dresses fashionably but wears no vest. – Walter Benjamin

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Whether youre throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I dont trust women who dont go to their girlfriends. – Drew Barrymore

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