Quote by Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership. – Will Rogers

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America
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The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. Thats one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living. – Will Rogers

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Education
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With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every time they make a law its a joke. – Will Rogers

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Im not funny. What I am is brave. – Lucille Ball

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Its a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. Weve got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, weve explored some of the secondary characters personal lives a bit more. – Matt Groening

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funny

Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow. – Tobias Wolff

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Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. – Zach Galifianakis

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funny

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It does not require many words to speak the truth. – Chief Joseph

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Do you know what the overhead is of the Medicare system? One-point-zero-five percent. Do you know what – private insurance is 30 percent in overhead and profits? Given a choice how Im going to improve health care, Im going to take it away from private insurance profits and overhead. Wouldnt you? – Anthony Weiner

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No two gardens are the same. No two days are the same in one garden. – Hugh Johnson

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You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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