Quote by Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. – Will Rogers

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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesnt get worse every time Congress meets. – Will Rogers

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Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it. – Will Rogers

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If at first you dont succeed, blame your parents. – Marcelene Cox

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And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me. – Drew Brees

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Id like to do a film which is funny. – Clive Owen

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I have never been hurt by what I have not said. – Calvin Coolidge

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I was lucky enough when it came to sports and work ethic to be taught some basics that continue to be important. – Joe Namath

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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from opposition; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach himself. – Thomas Paine