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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. – Will Rogers

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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesnt get worse every time Congress meets. – Will Rogers

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If I have to lay an egg for my country, Ill do it. – Bob Hope

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If I am a legend, then why am I so lonely? – Judy Garland

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