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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. – Will Rogers

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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers

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You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. – Will Rogers

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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldnt have to advertise them. – Will Rogers

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I also think if youre an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise youre just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line thats not in the commercial they think youre a genius. – Amy Poehler

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I show them the funny part, the silly part, the laughing part, the crazy part and then the really deep, deep part where Im talking from my heart to these people. Because Ive been through everything theyve been through. – Richard Simmons

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funny

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. – Hedy Lamarr

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When I go to a bar, I dont go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. – David Brenner

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Random Quotes

Always tell the truth – its the easiest thing to remember. – David Mamet

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So if youre a robot and youre living on this planet, you can do things that you cant do in real life – things that you wished you could do: like fly like have a car that flies like have furniture that is alive. – William Joyce

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Mauve is just pink trying to be purple. – James Abbott McNeill Whistler

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This time, instead of moving oceans and healing planets, lets get our bills in order and pay down the debt so we control our own future. – Artur Davis

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