Quote by Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

You cant say civilization dont advance… in every war they kill you in a new way. – Will Rogers

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War
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Dont gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it dont go up, dont buy it. – Will Rogers

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finance
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Its a bit like school camp, shooting a film. Everyones on heat. Its a strange energy. Its full of adrenalin. I funnel my excess energy in funny little ways. I do a lot of dancing in my trailer. I love music. – Alice Englert

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funny

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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funny

You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake itll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast its not even funny. – Steve Irwin

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funny

You cant make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. – Colin Quinn

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funny

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Ive decided to run for the U.S. Senate because I believe Wisconsin families need a senator who will work hard to deliver results for the middle class – a leader with the courage to do whats right, no matter how tough the odds or how powerful the special interests we have to fight. – Tammy Baldwin

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I grew up in an abusive home and was told on a daily basis by my father that I would never amount to anything and that I looked like a boy. – Janice Dickinson

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I had an amazing childhood, lots of love. But my dad worked his tail off, getting up at 4 in the morning and going off at 5, 6 oclock, yet he always had time to spend with his kids and his wife. – Criss Angel

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I mean, thats a sad day in America when youre recalled because you did what you said you were going to do, and the public voted you in to do that. – Russell Pearce

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