Quote by Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that dont get wet you can keep. – Will Rogers

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Government
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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers

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Diplomacy
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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. – Will Rogers

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As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, thats when things start feeling fake and boring. – Joseph Gordon-Levitt

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Its funny how most activists are pacifists. – Craig Bruce

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Most of my ideas just come out funny. – Tim Heidecker

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Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders – not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female. – Jo Brand

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I went to the bank and proposed that they lend money to the poor people. The bankers almost fell over. – Muhammad Yunus

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But Jesus changes your attitude towards yourself and towards other people. – Cliff Richard

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My daughter Lila loves the smell of gasoline – she always says, Mummy, keep the door open, when Im filling up the car. Ive heard it is one of the most preferred scents in the world – maybe thats something to study for my next fragrance! – Kate Moss

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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections. – George Eliot

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