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Quote by Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every time they make a law its a joke. – Will Rogers

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Congress
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Will Rogers
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The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesnt go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one hes got. – Will Rogers

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Time
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There is two things that can disrupt business in this country. One is War, and the other is a meeting of the Federal Reserve Bank. – Will Rogers

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Banks / Banking
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Other Quotes from
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The word funny is a bit like the word love – we dont have enough words to describe the many varieties. – George Saunders

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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. – H. L. Mencken

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funny

I mean, Im married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything – funny, attractive, hard-working, she has integrity, she loves me to bits. – Seal

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funny

People dont want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. Thats why comedy writers do well – we put out little funny ideas. – Mindy Kaling

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funny

Random Quotes

The age we live in is a busy age in which knowledge is rapidly advancing towards perfection. – Jeremy Bentham

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Age

I was coming home from kindergarten – well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. Its good for a kid to know how to make gloves. – Ellen DeGeneres

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Home

Happiness is nothing but temporary moments here and there – and I love those. But I would be bored out of my mind if I were happy all the time. – Zoe Saldana

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Happiness

Its so much easier to suggest solutions when you dont know too much about the problem. – Malcolm Stevenson Forbes

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Problems