The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win. – Will Rogers
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. – Will Rogers
The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win. – Will Rogers
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. – Will Rogers
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesnt go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one hes got. – Will Rogers
To prevent beer from being turned by thunder.— Having ascertained that it is perfectly good, draw off entirely in pint pots; then having collected an equal number of railway navigators, distribute accordingly. This will answer in the hottest summer. – “Advice Gratis,” The World of Wit and Humour edited by George Manville Fenn, 187