The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win. – Will Rogers

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. – Will Rogers
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him “father.” – Will Rogers
Random Quotes
Well, unfortunately, I have always regretted the fact that I have a temper, but I also have, you know, have great love and respect for all of the people that have worked for me. I think like everything else, this is one of those things that has been blown out of proportion. – Norman Schwarzkopf
By the time one is eighty, it is said, there is no longer a tug of war in the garden with the May flowers hauling like mad against the claims of the other months. All is at last in balance and all is serene. The gardener is usually dead, of course. – Henry Mitchell, The Essential Earthman, 1981