The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. – Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. – Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers
I have a scheme for stopping war. Its this – no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. – Will Rogers
I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. – Will Rogers