Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. – Will Rogers

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. – Will Rogers
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. – Will Rogers
Its a good thing we dont get all the government we pay for. – Will Rogers
At her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expensive toys as presents, and I cant say no to her. It would just break my heart. But when I was little, for birthdays we just played outside and we were happy if we got any cake. – Goran Ivanisevic
The rich are different. Their wants are very high maintenance. Theyll pick eye color and hair color, all the way down to what she does for a living, what school she went to. Their list can be extremely long. But at the end of the day, dating is dating, because theyre human beings. – Patti Stanger