Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock. – Will Rogers
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they dont have for something they dont need. – Will Rogers
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it… You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers
The United States never lost a war or won a conference. – Will Rogers
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth. – Will Rogers
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. – Will Rogers
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. – Will Rogers
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics. – Will Rogers
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail. – Will Rogers
Politics is applesauce. – Will Rogers
A fool and his money are soon elected. – Will Rogers
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. – Will Rogers
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. – Will Rogers
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. – Will Rogers
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. – Will Rogers
People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. – Will Rogers
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. – Will Rogers
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. – Will Rogers
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. – Will Rogers
