Quotes by

Will Rogers

Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock. – Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they dont have for something they dont need. – Will Rogers

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it… You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers

The United States never lost a war or won a conference. – Will Rogers

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth. – Will Rogers

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. – Will Rogers

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. – Will Rogers

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail. – Will Rogers

Politics is applesauce. – Will Rogers

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics. – Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon elected. – Will Rogers

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. – Will Rogers

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. – Will Rogers

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. – Will Rogers

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. – Will Rogers

People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. – Will Rogers

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. – Will Rogers

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. – Will Rogers

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. – Will Rogers