This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. – Will Rogers
With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every time they make a law its a joke. – Will Rogers

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. – Will Rogers
With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every time they make a law its a joke. – Will Rogers
I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime. – Will Rogers
Theres only one thing that can kill the movies, and thats education. – Will Rogers