This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. – Will Rogers
Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. – Will Rogers
Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers
Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner. – Will Rogers