This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. – Will Rogers
Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. – Will Rogers
Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers
Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways. – Will Rogers
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesnt go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one hes got. – Will Rogers