There is two things that can disrupt business in this country. One is War, and the other is a meeting of the Federal Reserve Bank. – Will Rogers
This depression was deep, and you dont climb out of anything as quick as you fall in. – Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. – Will Rogers
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are to finishing it. You take Diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers
Ive often said theres nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse. – Will Rogers
There should be one day when there is open season on senators. – Will Rogers
With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every time they make a law its a joke. – Will Rogers
I have a scheme for stopping war. Its this – no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. – Will Rogers
You cant say civilization dont advance… in every war they kill you in a new way. – Will Rogers
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesnt go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one hes got. – Will Rogers
The more you observe politics, the more youve got to admit that each party is worse than the other. – Will Rogers
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldnt have to advertise them. – Will Rogers
If you want to be successful, its just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing. – Will Rogers
Why dont they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. – Will Rogers
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now whats going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? – Will Rogers
Ohio claims they are due a president as they havent had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. – Will Rogers
I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. – Will Rogers
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that dont get wet you can keep. – Will Rogers
Its easy being a humorist when youve got the whole government working for you. – Will Rogers
