Lord, let me live until I die. – Will Rogers
People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. – Will Rogers

Lord, let me live until I die. – Will Rogers
People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. – Will Rogers
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why dont they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. – Will Rogers
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they dont have for something they dont need. – Will Rogers