There should be one day when there is open season on senators. – Will Rogers
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner. – Will Rogers

There should be one day when there is open season on senators. – Will Rogers
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner. – Will Rogers
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. – Will Rogers
Everything is funny, as long as its happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers