Quote by Will Rogers
With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every ti

With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every time they make a law its a joke. – Will Rogers

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If you want to be successful, its just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing. – Will Rogers

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Love
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If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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funny
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesnt get worse every time Congress meets. – Will Rogers

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The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors. – Ambrose Bierce

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The Few assume to be the deputies, but they are often only the despoilers of the Many. – G. W. F. Hegel

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I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and chew tobacco, while my army is starving. – General Robert E. Lee

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There should be one day when there is open season on senators. – Will Rogers

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How much has to be explored and discarded before reaching the naked flesh of feeling. – Claude Debussy

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