Quote by Will Rogers
With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every ti

With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every time they make a law its a joke. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

Why dont they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. – Will Rogers

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We dont seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? – Will Rogers

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We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, and we seem to do it about every ten minutes. – J. William Fulbright

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Great is the power, great is the authority of a senate that is unanimous in its opinions. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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If we were left solely to the wordy wit of legislators in Congress for our guidance, uncorrected by the seasonal experience and the effectual complaints of the people, America would not long retain her rank among the nations. – Henry David Thoreau

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There are two enemies to every bill proposed in Congress, the fools who favor it and the lunatics who oppose it. – Source Unknown

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