Quote by Will Rogers
With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every ti

With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every time they make a law its a joke. – Will Rogers

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I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. – Will Rogers

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Ohio claims they are due a president as they havent had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. – Will Rogers

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This is a Senate of equals, of men of individual honor and personal character, and of absolute independence. We know no masters, we acknowledge no dictators. This is a hall for mutual consultation and discussion; not an arena for the exhibition of champions. – Daniel Webster

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We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, and we seem to do it about every ten minutes. – J. William Fulbright

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The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors. – Ambrose Bierce

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If we were left solely to the wordy wit of legislators in Congress for our guidance, uncorrected by the seasonal experience and the effectual complaints of the people, America would not long retain her rank among the nations. – Henry David Thoreau

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In principle if I could not have a home I wouldnt. But not having a home would be too difficult procedurally, going from hotel to hotel, the gap of three hours where youre hungry and tired. – Lee Child

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How many people live on the reputation of the reputation they might have made! – Oliver Wendell Holmes

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