Quote by Will Rogers
With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every ti

With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every time they make a law its a joke. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it. – Will Rogers

Category:
Advertising
Read Quote

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. – Will Rogers

Category:
Learning
Read Quote

You cant say civilization dont advance… in every war they kill you in a new way. – Will Rogers

Category:
War
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Congress
category

If we were left solely to the wordy wit of legislators in Congress for our guidance, uncorrected by the seasonal experience and the effectual complaints of the people, America would not long retain her rank among the nations. – Henry David Thoreau

Category:
Congress

We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, and we seem to do it about every ten minutes. – J. William Fulbright

Category:
Congress

There should be one day when there is open season on senators. – Will Rogers

Category:
Congress

I believe if we introduced the Lords Prayer here, senators would propose a large number of amendments to it. – Henry Wilson

Category:
Congress

Random Quotes

Townes van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and Ill stand on Bob Dylans coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that. – Steve Earle

Category:
best

Anarchy is the only slight glimmer of hope. – Mick Jagger

Category:
Hope

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle

Category:
Committees

For lack of a better term, theyve labeled me a sex symbol. Its flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy. – Dennis Franz

Category:
Flattery