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With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every ti

With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every time they make a law its a joke. – Will Rogers

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If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. – Will Rogers

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Education
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I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and chew tobacco, while my army is starving. – General Robert E. Lee

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Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. Sure Congress is an inefficient instrument of government. But the people are not stupid enough to abandon representative government for any other kind, including government by the guy who knows. – Bernard Devoto

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We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, and we seem to do it about every ten minutes. – J. William Fulbright

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I believe if we introduced the Lords Prayer here, senators would propose a large number of amendments to it. – Henry Wilson

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My expertise was in public finance, particularly corporate taxation, since I had worked at the US Treasury. – Merton Miller

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