Why dont they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. – Will Rogers
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. – Will Rogers
The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort. – Will Rogers
You cant say civilization dont advance… in every war they kill you in a new way. – Will Rogers
As a game of mingled skill and chance, Billiards stands at the head of what may be called Indoor Athletics. Requiring far less mental exertion than Chess… it provides amusement for the mind, it also affords exercise for the body. – Captain Crawley (George Frederick Pardon, 1824–1884), The Billiard Book, 1