Its easy being a humorist when youve got the whole government working for you. – Will Rogers
I have a scheme for stopping war. Its this – no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. – Will Rogers

Its easy being a humorist when youve got the whole government working for you. – Will Rogers
I have a scheme for stopping war. Its this – no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. – Will Rogers
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. – Will Rogers
Why dont they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. – Will Rogers