Its easy being a humorist when youve got the whole government working for you. – Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers

Its easy being a humorist when youve got the whole government working for you. – Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers
An economists guess is liable to be as good as anybody elses. – Will Rogers
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. – Will Rogers
Your kids can say some cruel things to you at times. For example, Nicole, Miles and Sofie are standing there in the room and Im dressed to kill in my own mind. Theyll say to me, Dad, youre not going out there looking like that are you? If that doesnt kill a star, I dont know what does! – Lionel Richie