Its easy being a humorist when youve got the whole government working for you. – Will Rogers
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. – Will Rogers

Its easy being a humorist when youve got the whole government working for you. – Will Rogers
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. – Will Rogers
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, thats Memoirs. – Will Rogers
Diplomacy is the art of saying Nice doggie until you can find a rock. – Will Rogers
I want the government to provide the military so we dont get invaded by somebody and destroyed. I want the government to provide the roads so I can get from point A to B. In terms of taking care of my day to day needs, I want to do that myself. I want my community to do that. – Benjamin Carson