Its easy being a humorist when youve got the whole government working for you. – Will Rogers
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can. – Will Rogers

Its easy being a humorist when youve got the whole government working for you. – Will Rogers
We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can. – Will Rogers
Well, the trip from then on across Arizona and east of Los Angeles was just one Oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there. I like Arizona. – Will Rogers
The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort. – Will Rogers
Barack Obamas enemies are the people who make this country work. Barack Obamas enemies are those who succeed. Those are the people whose income he wants to redistribute. Those are the people whose income he wants to take, using the power and the force of the federal government to do it. – Rush Limbaugh
And I can tell you that history will back up what Im about to say and that is that there is no government run by conservatives, Republicans, put whoever you want there, if you give government the opportunity to spend more money than it has, it will do it. It will do it every time. – Marco Rubio