The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesnt go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one hes got. – Will Rogers
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. – Will Rogers
The more you observe politics, the more youve got to admit that each party is worse than the other. – Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. – Will Rogers
Those Romans who perpetrated the rape of the Sabines, for example, did not work themselves up for the deed by screening Debbie Does Dallas, and the monkish types who burned a million or so witches in the Middle Ages had almost certainly not come across Boobs and Buns or related periodicals. – Barbara Ehrenreich