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Quote by Will Rogers
I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the fact

I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. – Will Rogers

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In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. – Will Rogers

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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesnt get worse every time Congress meets. – Will Rogers

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America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. – Will Rogers

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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. – Will Rogers

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The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesnt work and then they get elected and prove it. – P. J. ORourke

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If you want the government off your back, get your hands out of its pockets. – Gary Hart

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Religion flourishes in greater purity, without than with the aid of Government. – James Madison

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