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I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the fact

I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. – Will Rogers

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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today. – Will Rogers

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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers

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Aggression is simply another name for government. – Benjamin Tucker

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