Quote by Will Rogers
I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the fact

I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. – Will Rogers

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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. – Will Rogers

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People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something to that you can’t please. – Will Rogers

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If you want the government off your back, get your hands out of its pockets. – Gary Hart

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This is a government takeover of our healthcare system. It is the government basically running the entire healthcare system, turning large insurers into de facto public utilities, depriving people of choice, depriving people of options, raising peoples prices, raising taxes when we need new jobs. – Paul Ryan

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More people on unemployment benefits is not success in America, fewer people on not because we kicked them off but because they have been able to get a job in the private sector, because government got out of the way. – Scott Walker

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The government invented the Internet. – Jon Meacham

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