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I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the fact

I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. – Will Rogers

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Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they dont have for something they dont need. – Will Rogers

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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it… You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week. – Will Rogers

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The government I led gave ordinary people peace, security, dignity, and opportunity to progress. – Benazir Bhutto

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Many health care providers, particularly physicians in rural and urban areas, are leaving the Government programs because of inadequate reimbursement rates. – Ron Wyden

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The belief that recipients of government aid are better off the more we spend on them is remarkably persistent. No matter how many times this central tenet of liberalism gets debunked, like Brett Favre, it just keeps coming back. – Paul Ryan

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