I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. – Will Rogers
People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something to that you can’t please. – Will Rogers

I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. – Will Rogers
People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something to that you can’t please. – Will Rogers
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. – Will Rogers
Well, the trip from then on across Arizona and east of Los Angeles was just one Oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there. I like Arizona. – Will Rogers
Jews have a special relationship to books, and the Haggadah has been translated more widely, and reprinted more often, than any other Jewish book. It is not a work of history or philosophy, not a prayer book, users manual, timeline, poem or palimpsest – and yet it is all these things. – Jonathan Safran Foer