If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that dont get wet you can keep. – Will Rogers
There ought to be one day — just one — when there is open season on senators. – Will Rogers
I dont make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. – Will Rogers
Theres no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. – Will Rogers
Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except all those others that have been tried from time to time. – Winston Churchill