Drive Safely

Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him. – Author unknown, as seen on a church sign

If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. – Bumper Sticker

It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. – Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker

The problem with drinking and driving is the mourning after. – Author Unknown

Drive now. Text later. – Author Unknown

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense. – American Proverb

The speedway ends at the cemetery. – Author Unknown

Texting while driving increases the risk of accident 23.2 times over unimpaired driving. – Virginia Tech Transportation Institute

The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry. – Author Unknown

You booze, you cruise, you lose. – Author Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. – Dudley Moore

Automobiles are not ferocious…. it is man who is to be feared. – Robbins B. Stoeckel

A designated driver helps you party another day. – Author Unknown

Tyrannosaurus drinks. Tyrannosaurus drives. Tyrannosaurus rex. – Author Unknown

Tyrannosaurus drives. Tyrannosaurus texts. Tyrannosaurus rex. – Author Unknown

Driving hammered will get you nailed. – Author Unknown

Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside. – Author Unknown

The designated driverâ€”a friend for life! – Author Unknown

Drink and drive, the police will show you some new bars. – Author Unknown

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? – Matt Groening, The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer