The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno Category: Drive Safely
Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated. – Author Unknown Category: Drive Safely
I was about to get a degree in economics when I accepted that Id be a lousy businessman, and if I didnt give acting a try Id regret it for the rest of my life. – Peter Gallagher Category: Graduation