The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno Category: Drive Safely
The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry. – Author Unknown Category: Drive Safely
Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated. – Author Unknown Category: Drive Safely
I wanted to be a doctor in sports medicine I was into sailing and all that sort of thing. – Christopher Atkins Category: Sports
Nobody speaks the truth when theres something they must have. – Elizabeth Bowen Category: Deception/Lying
All religions issue bibles against him, and say most injurious things about him, but we never hear his side. – Mark Twain, about the Devil Category: Perspective
I love theatrics and have a huge imagination: Why would I want to sit onstage and sing a bunch of ballads back-to-back? – Christina Aguilera Category: Imagination
