The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry. – Author Unknown Category: Drive Safely
Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated. – Author Unknown Category: Drive Safely
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno Category: Drive Safely
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. – Dan Quayle, attributed Category: Internet
The herd seek out the great, not for their sake but for their influence and the great welcome them out of vanity or need. – Napoleon Bonaparte Category: great
War is not merely a political act but a real political instrument, a continuation of political intercourse, a carrying out of the same by other means. – Karl Von Clausewitz Category: War