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Driving hammered will get you nailed. - Author Unknown

Driving hammered will get you nailed. – Author Unknown

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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? – Matt Groening, The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer

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Drive now. Text later. – Author Unknown

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Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him. – Author unknown, as seen on a church sign

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Drink and drive, the police will show you some new bars. – Author Unknown

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