Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated. – Author Unknown Category: Drive Safely
Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him. – Author unknown, as seen on a church sign Category: Drive Safely
Performing doesnt turn me on. Its an egomaniac business, filled with prima donnas – including this one. – Dan Rather Category: Business
Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey — until Thanksgiving. – Mike Connolly Category: Thanksgiving Day
Happiness and virtue rest upon each other the best are not only the happiest, but the happiest are usually the best. – Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton Category: best
I believe that reforming our intelligence community is one of the most important things that we can do in order to ensure that our country is in fact safer, stronger and wiser. – Richard Shelby Category: Intelligence
