Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated. – Author Unknown Category: Drive Safely
Tyrannosaurus drives. Tyrannosaurus texts. Tyrannosaurus rex. – Author Unknown Category: Drive Safely
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. – Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker Category: Drive Safely
Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate. – Gina Barreca Category: Women
Well in the end the world can crank itself up to sanctions, as it has with Zimbabwe, another sad case. – Helen Clark Category: sad
Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. – Democritus Category: Happiness
