The greater part of my official time is spent on investigating collisions between propelled vehicles, each on its own side of the road, each sounding its horn, and each stationary. – An English Lord Chief Justice, quoted in 2,715 One-Line Quotations for Speakers,
I really am super lazy and doing long hair, especially mine, is a big pain in the butt. Its filled with cowlicks and kinks and curls and frizz – and it was taking too much time in the morning. – Ginnifer Goodwin
