The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno Category: Drive Safely
Tyrannosaurus drinks. Tyrannosaurus drives. Tyrannosaurus rex. – Author Unknown Category: Drive Safely
The man who promises everything is sure to fulfill nothing, and everyone who promises too much is in danger of using evil means in order to carry out his promises, and is already on the road to perdition. – Carl Jung Category: Promises
