The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. – Dudley Moore Category: Drive Safely
The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry. – Author Unknown Category: Drive Safely
For me, Vegas is a vacation from being overinhibited, in the highly overinhabited yet uninhabitable city of complete uninhibition. – Tammy Bloemzaken Category: Las Vegas
I grew up in a food-obsessed Italian family, so food was always front and center in my life. I was a food obsessed person who morphed into a comedian and tried to figure out a way to make fun of my cake and eat it too. – Nadia Giosia Category: Food
Life is like a trumpet – if you dont put anything into it, you dont get anything out of it. – William Christopher Handy Category: Life
