Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him. – Author unknown, as seen on a church sign

You booze, you cruise, you lose. – Author Unknown

It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. – Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker

The greater part of my official time is spent on investigating collisions between propelled vehicles, each on its own side of the road, each sounding its horn, and each stationary. – An English Lord Chief Justice, quoted in 2,715 One-Line Quotations for Speakers,