The greater part of my official time is spent on investigating collisions between propelled vehicles, each on its own side of the road, each sounding its horn, and each stationary. – An English Lord Chief Justice, quoted in 2,715 One-Line Quotations for Speakers,

The speedway ends at the cemetery. – Author Unknown

Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated. – Author Unknown

Recklessness is a species of crime and should be so regarded on our streets and highways. – Marlen E. Pew