The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno Category: Drive Safely
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. – Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker Category: Drive Safely
As more people use social media to tell the story of the future, the wants and needs of more people will be reflected. – Simon Mainwaring Category: Future
My solo album is dead and buried. We had the funeral. It was sad and I cried a lot but it made such a beautiful corpse that we had an open casket. – Shirley Manson Category: sad
We are the slaves of objects around us, and appear little or important according as these contract or give us room to expand. – Johann von Goethe Category: Consumerism
