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If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. - Bumper Sticker

If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. – Bumper Sticker

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You booze, you cruise, you lose. – Author Unknown

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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? – Matt Groening, The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer

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Drive Safely

It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. – Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker

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Drive Safely

Texting while driving increases the risk of accident 23.2 times over unimpaired driving. – Virginia Tech Transportation Institute

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