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If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. - Bumper Sticker

If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. – Bumper Sticker

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Drink and drive, the police will show you some new bars. – Author Unknown

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The greater part of my official time is spent on investigating collisions between propelled vehicles, each on its own side of the road, each sounding its horn, and each stationary. – An English Lord Chief Justice, quoted in 2,715 One-Line Quotations for Speakers,

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The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry. – Author Unknown

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A designated driver helps you party another day. – Author Unknown

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