The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. – Dudley Moore Category: Drive Safely
Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him. – Author unknown, as seen on a church sign Category: Drive Safely
The Presidents political travel is going to get blamed (and probably rightly) for a share of this downturn. – Robert Teeter Category: Travel
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg Category: good
Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. – JoJo Jensen, Dirt Farmer Wisdom, 2002 Category: Sleep
