The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno
Recklessness is a species of crime and should be so regarded on our streets and highways. – Marlen E. Pew
Buzzed driving is drunk driving. – Author Unknown
Drunk driving is a killer disease. – Author Unknown
Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated. – Author Unknown
The greater part of my official time is spent on investigating collisions between propelled vehicles, each on its own side of the road, each sounding its horn, and each stationary. – An English Lord Chief Justice, quoted in 2,715 One-Line Quotations for Speakers,
