Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated. – Author Unknown Category: Drive Safely
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno Category: Drive Safely
Recklessness is a species of crime and should be so regarded on our streets and highways. – Marlen E. Pew Category: Drive Safely
I loved the house the way you would any new house, because it is populated by your future, the family of children who will fill it with noise or chaos and satisfying busy pleasures. – Jane Smiley Category: Future
[M]editation stills the wandering mind and establishes us forever in a state of peace. – Muktananda Category: Meditation
Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy. – Ambrose Bierce Category: Prayer
