Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him. – Author unknown, as seen on a church sign Category: Drive Safely
Tyrannosaurus drinks. Tyrannosaurus drives. Tyrannosaurus rex. – Author Unknown Category: Drive Safely
What an antithetical mind! — tenderness, roughness — delicacy, coarseness — sentiment, sensuality — soaring and groveling, dirt and deity — all mixed up in that one compound of inspired clay! – Lord (George Gordon) Byron Category: Contradiction
Gentleman-rankers out on the spree, damned from here to Eternity. – Rudyard Kipling Category: Delinquency
Happiness consists in activity. It is running steam, not a stagnant pool. – John Mason Good Category: Happiness
