Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him. – Author unknown, as seen on a church sign Category: Drive Safely
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. – Dudley Moore Category: Drive Safely
Tyrannosaurus drinks. Tyrannosaurus drives. Tyrannosaurus rex. – Author Unknown Category: Drive Safely
Im not the judge. You know, God didnt tell me to go around judging everybody. – Joel Osteen Category: God
O Lord! thou knowest how busy I must be this day: if I forget thee, do not thou forget me. – Sir Jacob Astley Category: Prayer
Going to the theater is such a joyous experience. My dad would take my sister and me to plays when we were very young, like six or seven years old. – Julia Roberts Category: dad
