Quote by Jane Wagner
I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and

I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. – Jane Wagner

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When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schizophrenic. – Jane Wagner

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Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. – Author unknown

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If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution. – Author unknown

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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. – George Bernard Shaw

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