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I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and

I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. – Jane Wagner

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When we talk to God, were praying. When God talks to us, were schizophrenic. – Jane Wagner

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