I bought a talking refrigerator that said “Oink” every time I opened the door. It made me hungry for pork chops. – Marie Mott Category: Dieting
Calories, n, pl. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. – Author unknown Category: Dieting
Vote for the man who promises least hell be the least disappointing. – Bernard Baruch Category: Politics
Synergy and serendipity often play a big part in medical and scientific advances. – Julie Bishop Category: Medical