Dieting is not a piece of cake. – Author unknown

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. – George Bernard Shaw

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. – Author unknown

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. – Author unknown