In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale. – Stephen Phillips Category: Dieting
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. – Orson Welles Category: Dieting
A lot of restaurants serve good food, but they dont have very good service. – Wolfgang Puck Category: Food
The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of water flowing hidden underground, secretly making the ground green. – Thomas Carlyle Category: Custodian Thanks
Like I said, Im more worried long term about the environmental issues then the use of arms. – Hans Blix Category: environmental
