The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry Category: Dieting
I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu. – Jane Wagner Category: Dieting
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. – Mae West Category: Dieting
Offspring, the due performance on religious rites, faithful service, highest conjugal happiness and heavenly bliss for the ancestors and oneself, depend on ones wife alone. – Guru Nanak Category: alone
Who is the most sensible person? The one who finds what is to their own advantage in all that happens to them. – Johann von Goethe Category: Common Sense
Kindness has converted more sinners than zeal, eloquence, or learning. – Frederick William Faber Category: Learning
