Calories, n, pl. Tiny creatures that live in your closet an

Calories, n, pl. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. – Author unknown

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Dieting is wishful shrinking. – Author unknown

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To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing. – Mark Twain, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, 1876

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To lengthen your life, shorten your meals. – Proverb

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I keep trying to lose weight — but it keeps finding me! – Author unknown

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