I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. – Jean Kerr, “Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall,” The Snake Has All the Lines, 1958

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. – Author unknown

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. – Author unknown

Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends. – Author unknown