More die in the United States of too much food than of too little. – John Kenneth Galbraith, The Affluent Society

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. – Author unknown

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. – George Bernard Shaw

To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing. – Mark Twain, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, 1876