I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. – Mae West Category: Dieting
History is apt to judge harshly those who sacrifice tomorrow for today. – Harold MacMillan Category: Dieting
Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. – Beth McCollister Category: Dieting
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly Category: pet
No, I will be the pattern of all patience I will say nothing. – William Shakespeare Category: Patience
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. – Red Buttons Category: Parents