I thought “clean eating” was devouring cupcakes while mopping the floor. – Internet meme Category: Dieting
I am beginning to measure myself in strength, not pounds. Sometimes in smiles. – Laurie Halse Anderson Category: Dieting
If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. – Jean Kerr Category: Dieting
I know well what I am fleeing from but not what I am in search of. – Michel de Montaigne Category: Self-Discovery
Now, there are some who would like to rewrite history – revisionist historians is what I like to call them. – George W. Bush Category: History
I think that there were only two people in my high school that were comfortable there, and I think they are both pumping gas now. – Grant Show Category: Safety
