My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. – Orson Welles Category: Dieting
I thought “clean eating” was devouring cupcakes while mopping the floor. – Internet meme Category: Dieting
The best measure of a mans honesty isnt his income tax return. Its the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. – Arthur C. Clarke Category: Business
Unto whomsoever much is given, of him shall much be required. Luke 12:48 – Bible Category: Responsibility
Boxing is a celebration of the lost religion of masculinity all the more trenchant for its being lost. – Joyce Carol Oates Category: Religion
