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Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just dont let yourself believe it will happen to you. – Muhammad Ali

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. – P. J. ORourke

Most people have no concept of how an automatic transmission works, yet they know how to drive a car. You dont have to study physics to understand the laws of motion to drive a car. You dont have to understand any of this stuff to use Macintosh. – Steve Jobs

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

When a man opens a car door for his wife, its either a new car or a new wife. – Prince Philip

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

Were in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyones arguing over where theyre going to sit. – David Suzuki

When you first get money, you buy all these things so no one thinks youre mean, and you spread it around. You get a chauffeur and you find yourself thrown around the back of this car and you think, I was happier when I had my own little car! I could drive myself! – Paul McCartney

Design can never be an ultimate explanation for anything. It can only be a proximate explanation. A plane or a car is explained by a designer but thats because the designer himself, the engineer, is explained by natural selection. – Richard Dawkins

To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior. – Rita Rudner

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

American stuntmen are smart – they think about safety. When they do a jump in a car, they calculate everything: the speed, the distance… But in Hong Kong, we dont know how to count. Everything we do is a guess. If youve got the guts, you do it. All of my stuntmen have gotten hurt. – Jackie Chan

It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, thats how I kept track of what was going on. – Barbara Bush

Going to church doesnt make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. – Laurence J. Peter

Canadians can easily pass for American as long as we dont accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car. – Doug Coupland

I know people think we drive around in these nice cars and we do whatever we want and our parents will pay our credit cards, but thats not the case. Sure, my parents were generous I got a nice car at 16, but at 18 I was cut off. Ive worked really hard. I opened the store myself. – Kim Kardashian

I think a lot of writers, male and female, write as if their parents were killed in a car accident when they were 2, and they have no one to hold accountable. And unfortunately, I dont have that. I have parents who I care about what they think. – Mindy Kaling

Im gonna be making records anyway, even if I had to sell em out of the trunk of my car. Im that kind of musician and singer. – Dolly Parton

If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. – Earl Wilson