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I want to let my friend Buster know that I would like to have dinner with him tonight. Does Buster work at home? Then how likely is he to have his cell phone on? Is he one of those people who only turns on his cell when hes in his car? I hate that. – Susan Orlean

I dont listen to the radio very much, but that could be because I dont have a car. – David Byrne

Theres a certain amount of freedom involved in cycling: youre self-propelled and decide exactly where to go. If you see something that catches your eye to the left, you can veer off there, which isnt so easy in a car, and you cant cover as much ground walking. – David Byrne

I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they werent coming after me! – Richard Pryor

I dont run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving. – David Attenborough

The most important loan to pay is your student loan. Its more important than your mortgage, car and credit card payments. You cannot discharge student loan debt in the majority of cases. – Suze Orman

Buying a car used to be an experience so soul-scorching, so confidence-splattering, so existentially rattling that an entire car company was based on the promise that you wouldnt have to come in contact with it. – Susan Orlean

I dont want to die in a car accident. When I die itll be a glorious day. Itll probably be a waterfall. – River Phoenix

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

I recorded a song called, I Fall to Pieces, and I was in a car wreck. Now Im worried because I have a brand-new record, and its called Crazy! – Patsy Cline

My grandmas the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and shes doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! – Jeff Foxworthy

I accept the Old Testament as more of an action movie: blood, car chases, evacuations, a lot of special effects, seas dividing, mass murder, adultery. The children of God are running amok, wayward. Maybe thats why theyre so relatable. – Bono

I have a car but its not important. – Eric Cantona

Ive crashed my car three times. – Billy Joel

Theres nothing wrong with the car except that its on fire. – Murray Walker

Many kids come out of college, they have a credit card and a diploma. They dont know how to buy a house or a car or health insurance or life insurance. They do not know basic microeconomics. – Jesse Jackson

I dont know how to drive a car. – Javier Bardem

I want a Mini-Cooper because its fuel efficient, emissions efficient and all that stuff. Its small and better for the environment. I think that will be my next car. – Christina Ricci

Ive never been to a race car race before. – Christina Ricci

Fact: The new 90210 is cooler than the old 90210. Its the lithe, streamlined Skipper to the elder series venerable Barbie. Gone are the traditional parents – theyve been replaced by a hipster mom n pop who get busted necking in the car. – Diablo Cody