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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go li

Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Erma Bombeck
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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. – Erma Bombeck

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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the worlds your oyster, go for it. – Tommy Cooper

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The car business is a lot like football. In football, you have to win once a week. In the car business, you have to win every day. – Tom Dempsey

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car

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck

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car

I have a new little stray dog that Ive had for about a month now. His name is Mikey Mohawk – hes this little terrier with a natural Mohawk. My friend found him hit by a car on Pico Boulevard. – Krysten Ritter

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