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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go li

Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

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Morning
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We approach people the same way we approach our cars. We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask, Whats wrong with him, how much will it cost, and when can I pick him up? – James Hillman

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But to personally satisfy my own adrenalin needs, Ive been racing cars a little bit, which has been fun. – Picabo Street

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The hardest part was when I was in high school not having a job and always being broke. I had to get to auditions without a car. I either took the bus or walked. – Cuba Gooding, Jr.

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car

I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, Marc Jacobs! in a French accent. – Marc Jacobs

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I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of times chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred. – Harold Brodkey

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A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection. – Arthur Bloch

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Obscurantism is the academic theorists revenge on society for having consigned him or her to relative obscurity — a way of proclaiming ones superiority in the face of ones diminished influence. – David Lehman

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Instead of counting your days, make your days count. – Author Unknown

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