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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go li

Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families arent dying. Theyre merging into big conglomerates. – Erma Bombeck

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Family
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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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Im like, Would you be the person in the room that would boo when Dylan went electric? I know I wouldnt. Or are you the person that left The Beatles after She Loves You, or Drive My Car? You werent on board for Revolution 9 or Day In The Life, were you? – Regina Spektor

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car

Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations. – Susan Faludi

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car

I drive an electric car. – David Duchovny

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Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it. – Tom Holt

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car

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