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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go li

Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one Im taking with me when I go. – Erma Bombeck

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Home
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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I was 16 years old, driving to LA, and sleeping in my car, just trying to make it happen. – Nick Cannon

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A car to pick me up every day, a chair with my name on it, everybody being very polite… what can you do except sit back and watch it all, try to take it all in? – Charles Dance

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So if youre a robot and youre living on this planet, you can do things that you cant do in real life – things that you wished you could do: like fly like have a car that flies like have furniture that is alive. – William Joyce

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The New Dealers have all left Washington to make way for the car dealers. – Adlai Stevenson

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Just because you put higher-octane gasoline in your car doesnt mean you can break the speed limit. The speed limits still 65. – Neil Sheehan

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Non-profits must become deeply engaged in the ways that their donor communities are using social technology. – Simon Mainwaring

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