Erma Bombeck's Quote - Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go li

Quote by Erma Bombeck

Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go li

Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. – Erma Bombeck

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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. – Erma Bombeck

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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck

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I talk to myself, especially in the car. – Chris Pine

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Being an actress is similar to trying to fit in with the popular kids in high school. Youre expected to drive the right car, wear the right clothes and say the right things. – Lauren Ambrose

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Lesser artists borrow, great artists steal. – Igor Stravinsky

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