Quote by Erma Bombeck
Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go li

Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

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There are going to be little victories that we claim, even if its finishing 15th and putting the car back in hauler without a scratch on it. – Kurt Busch

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In sport there is never any moment that is the same as the other. I have been in Formula One for 12 years, and out of that I had one year with the perfect car. – Michael Schumacher

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There is no secret, once we go to qualifying, we all seem to enjoy it. Qualifying is all about putting everything that you have and that the car has in one lap. Its like a rush, I really enjoy that. – Sebastian Vettel

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Removing the faults in a stage-coach may produce a perfect stage-coach, but it is unlikely to produce the first motor car. – Edward de Bono

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