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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go li

Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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Other Quotes from
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People would say you look weak if youre not cursing the opposition and driving around in a big black car while always wearing a tie. Above all, to be strong youre always supposed to be giving orders. – Georgios A. Papandreou

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car

Lifes too short when you find yourself sitting in a car for four hours every day trying to get from East L.A. to West L.A. to Hollywood and then back to East L.A. – Garrett Hedlund

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car

I have very long legs and I hate driving anything unless its a boat or an ATV in the jungle. I like to sit in the back of a car, where I can look out the window, answer my emails on my iPad, or hold hands with a pretty girl. – Jean Pigozzi

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car

Well, honey, I had the million dollar houses, I had the car, I had the horse, I had the barn I had everything. Was I set free? I didnt even know what that meant. – Taylor Dayne

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car

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Two or three notes of music can instantly make you feel sad or tense or afraid or angry. To do that in words is much more difficult. – Anthony Daniels

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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. – Douglas Adams

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Smoking

As a father, you immediately become uncool, especially the older they get. The older you get, its inevitable that, as cool as you think you are, youre probably just as lame in your kids eyes. – Mark Consuelos

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cool

I can forgive, but I cannot forget, is only another way of saying, I will not forgive. Forgiveness ought to be like a canceled note — torn in two, and burned up, so that it never can be shown against one. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Forgiveness