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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go li

Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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I listen to KCRW in the car and Pandora radio, which I stream through the stereo from my iPhone. Ive been listening to everything from Caribou to Conway Twitty. If Im going on a longer car ride, Ill download some podcasts. – Sam Trammell

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car

Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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car

Im gonna be the best dad that ever lived. Ill have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course. – Jeremy London

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car

My car and my adding machine understand nothing: they are not in that line of business. – John Searle

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My big philosophy is: Try and work with good people, because the process is your life. Thats going to be really, really hard. Im glad I learned the lesson, Failure is OK. – Dana Fox

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A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life. – Isadora James

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It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. – Norman Cousins

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He is a letter to everyone. You open it. It says, Live. – Rumi

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