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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go li

Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago. – Erma Bombeck

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Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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I wasnt one to go out and buy a new car and stereo system and expensive clothes. My mom helped keep me grounded. – Christina Applegate

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To have some idea what its like, stand in the outside lane of a motorway, get your mate to drive his car at you at 95 mph and wait until hes 12 yards away, before you decide which way to jump. – Geoffrey Boycott

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car

They put chains on me they chained my waist, my legs. Put me in the back of a squad car, and I literally blacked out. I didnt even – theres whole pieces missing. – Jim Bakker

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car

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. – Henny Youngman

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Design is people. – Jane Jacobs

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I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. – William Shakespeare

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Beauty deprived of its proper foils and adjuncts ceases to be enjoyed as beauty, just as light deprived of all shadows ceases to be enjoyed as light. – John Ruskin

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I always say Id rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship. – Graham Norton

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