Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck
As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck
Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one Im taking with me when I go. – Erma Bombeck
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck