Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck

Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck
A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. – Erma Bombeck
Consider the perverse effect cap and trade has on altruistic actions. Say you decide to buy a small, high-efficiency car. That reduces your emissions, but not your countrys. Instead it allows somebody else to buy a bigger S.U.V. – because the total emissions are set by the cap. – James Hansen