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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go li

Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car. It didnt run but 30 miles an hour. You made do. – Muddy Waters

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Consider the perverse effect cap and trade has on altruistic actions. Say you decide to buy a small, high-efficiency car. That reduces your emissions, but not your countrys. Instead it allows somebody else to buy a bigger S.U.V. – because the total emissions are set by the cap. – James Hansen

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Some people say it might be good for your career to die and then come back again. I have died many ways, car crashes, motorcycle crashes, etc. But, I am still alive. – Mark-Paul Gosselaar

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I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. – Will Durst

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Im glad I was a teacher. – John Wooden

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