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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go li

Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

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Home
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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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Other Quotes from
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Ikea people do not drive flashy cars or stay at luxury hotels. – Ingvar Kamprad

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car

The American Dream has run out of gas. The car has stopped. It no longer supplies the world with its images, its dreams, its fantasies. No more. Its over. It supplies the world with its nightmares now: the Kennedy assassination, Watergate, Vietnam. – J. G. Ballard

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car

Come rain or shine I walk short distances rather than taking my car. – Sophie Ellis-Bextor

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car

Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it. – Tom Holt

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car

Random Quotes

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it, to surf into change. – Alan Alda

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Change

Elvis Costello had a brand new bag. He was a musician, but he knew all about the attitude part of it. – Nick Lowe

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Attitude

When I grew up we had gym at school, two or three dance classes after school, ice skating lessons, and all sorts of sports at our finger tips. We werent glued to computers because they didnt exist, so being active was all we knew. – Lisa Loeb

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Computers

Less is only more where more is no good. – Frank Lloyd Wright

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good