Canadians can easily pass for American as long as we dont accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car. – Doug Coupland
We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place. – Doug Coupland

Canadians can easily pass for American as long as we dont accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car. – Doug Coupland
We want our idols to be dead because it makes death a much less scary place. – Doug Coupland
Everybody has basically the same family, its just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the next. – Doug Coupland
A bland smile is like a green light at an intersection, it feels good when you get one, but you forget it the moment youre past it. – Doug Coupland