Rita Rudner's Quote - To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior. – Rita R

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To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior. - Rita R

To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We cant decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. – Rita Rudner

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Weve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, its cheaper, and you get more feet. – Rita Rudner

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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner

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Well, honey, I had the million dollar houses, I had the car, I had the horse, I had the barn I had everything. Was I set free? I didnt even know what that meant. – Taylor Dayne

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I absolutely refuse to reveal my age. What am I – a car? – Cyndi Lauper

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John D. Rockefeller wanted to dominate oil, but Microsoft wants it all, you name it: cable, media, banking, car dealerships. – Ralph Nader

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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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I have resolved on an enterprise that has no precedent and will have no imitator. I want to set before my fellow human beings a man in every way true to nature and that man will be myself. – Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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