Quote by Rita Rudner
To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior. - Rita R

To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

Category:
parenting
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I get a lot of return business. I think its all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. – Rita Rudner

Category:
Business
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner

Category:
funny
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Other Quotes from
car
category

Well, it is so difficult right now when you look out on the road and how fast people go and the more and more cars you see out there, for teenagers, youd think a kid that literally, a few years before, was sitting back in a car seat in the back seat is now behind the wheel. – Amy Klobuchar

Category:
car

We approach people the same way we approach our cars. We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask, Whats wrong with him, how much will it cost, and when can I pick him up? – James Hillman

Category:
car

I borrowed my friends car the other day in an attempt to persuade my husband that we needed a car and literally this is true, in the first day of borrowing the car, I got three tickets and I rear-ended it. – Emily Mortimer

Category:
car

A car to pick me up every day, a chair with my name on it, everybody being very polite… what can you do except sit back and watch it all, try to take it all in? – Charles Dance

Category:
car

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Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without. – Buddha

Category:
Peace

Like everybody who is not in love, he thought one chose the person to be loved after endless deliberations and on the basis of particular qualities or advantages. – Marcel Proust, Remembrance of Things Past: Cities of the Plain, 1922

Category:
Love

What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly. – Richard Bach

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Butterflies

If you have nothing to be grateful for check your pulse. – Author Unknown

Category:
Attitude