To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior. – Rita Rudner
I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior. – Rita Rudner
I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
Buying something on sale is a very special feeling. In fact, the less I pay for something, the more it is worth to me. I have a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I could spill something on it, and then how would I replace it for that amount of money? – Rita Rudner
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner