To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior. – Rita Rudner
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner
I get a lot of return business. I think its all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. – Rita Rudner
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner
Well, it is so difficult right now when you look out on the road and how fast people go and the more and more cars you see out there, for teenagers, youd think a kid that literally, a few years before, was sitting back in a car seat in the back seat is now behind the wheel. – Amy Klobuchar