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To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior. - Rita R

To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. – Rita Rudner

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Humor
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Rita Rudner
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

Category:
Marriage
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Rita Rudner
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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I dont even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. – Rita Rudner

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parenting
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Rita Rudner
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Other Quotes from
car
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I hate to play the I-live-in-the-country card, but it really takes all of the pack the kids into the car and run from here to there out of the equation. – Ree Drummond

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car

Its a never ending battle of making your cars better and also trying to be better yourself. – Dale Earnhardt

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car

Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. – E. B. White

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car

You cant show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car. – Doris Roberts

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car

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When they searched my car, they said that they found a gasoline canister and I think duct tape. Who wouldnt have a gasoline canister on them when driving 3,000 miles across country? – Sherman Austin

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car

Science means simply the aggregate of all the recipes that are always successful. All the rest is literature. – Paul Valery

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Science

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. – Dudley Field Malone

Category:
Learning

Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang – even kids in high school. His short plays were so accessible to younger people and I think that was inspirational to me. – Mindy Kaling

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inspirational