To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior. – Rita Rudner
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior. – Rita Rudner
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. – Rita Rudner