To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior. – Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner
To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior. – Rita Rudner
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. – Rita Rudner
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. – Rita Rudner
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. – Rita Rudner