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To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior. - Rita R

To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior. – Rita Rudner

Other quotes by Rita Rudner

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I dont know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, Ill break up with someone on purpose. – Rita Rudner

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great
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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: This looks much better on. On what? On fire? – Rita Rudner

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Women
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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he wont get a bikini wax. – Rita Rudner

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War
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Other Quotes from
car
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So the first thing that I thought about was, How is this car going to handle? But then after Id been driving with it and practicing with it and I accomplished that, then I just kind of sat back. – Sean William Scott

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car

To say that I am organized is an understatement, but my car tells a different story. – Emily Procter

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car

Obviously the first sentiment is disappointment that we didnt get the car home and more disappointment that at the time that it stopped the car was in the lead. – John Surtees

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car

Most womens pictures are as boring and as formulaic as mens pictures. In place of a car chase or a battle scene, what you get is an extreme closeup of a woman breaking down. – Frances McDormand

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car

Random Quotes

I had no occasion for an apron on that morning. – Lizzie Andrew Borden

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Morning

Marriage is an institution fits in perfect harmony with the laws of nature whereas systems of slavery and segregation were designed to brutally oppress people and thereby violated the laws of nature. – Jack Kingston

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Marriage

Dios tarda pero no olvida — God delays but doesnt forget. – Proverb

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Patience

To rejoice in anothers prosperity is to give content to your lot; to mitigate anothers grief is to alleviate or dispel your own. – Tryon Edwards

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Contentment