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I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp into the water, and I did go part way, but I stopped. I went again and stopped. I then got out of the car and stood by the car a nervous wreck. – Susan Smith

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

Its a never ending battle of making your cars better and also trying to be better yourself. – Dale Earnhardt

We approach people the same way we approach our cars. We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask, Whats wrong with him, how much will it cost, and when can I pick him up? – James Hillman

Its like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way. – E. L. Doctorow

My boyfriend keeps telling me Ive got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. Why a house? Well, you gotta have a place to park the car. – Julia Roberts

In Japan, they have TV sets in cars right now, where you can punch up traffic routes, weather, everything! You can get Internet access already in cars in Japan, so within the next 2 to 3 years its gonna be so crazy! – Glenn Danzig

But my passion is racing cars. Its what I like to do in my off time. – Mark-Paul Gosselaar

But to personally satisfy my own adrenalin needs, Ive been racing cars a little bit, which has been fun. – Picabo Street

I have a need to make these sorts of connections literal sometimes, and a vehicle often helps to do that. I have a relationship to car culture. It isnt really about loving cars. Its sort of about needing them. – Matthew Barney

Theres three things men always talk about – women, sports, and cars. – Mario Lopez

The automobile engine will come, and then I will consider my lifes work complete. – Rudolf Diesel

Were just into toys, whether its motorcycles or race cars or computers. Ive got the Palm Pilot right here with me, Ive got the worlds smallest phone. Maybe its just because Im still a big little kid and I just love toys, you know? – Catherine Bell

See, what youre meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a fast car, arent you? Well, Ive always had fast cars. Its not that. Its the fear that youre past your best. Its the fear that the stuff youve done in the past is your best work. – Robbie Coltrane

Ive got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If youve got an old car, youve gotta have at least several old cars, cause ones always gonna be in the garage. – Rip Torn

Ive always had an inquisitive mind about everything from flowers to television sets to motor cars. Always pulled them apart – couldnt put em back, but always extremely interested in how things work. – Craig Johnston

We often attribute understanding and other cognitive predicates by metaphor and analogy to cars, adding machines, and other artifacts, but nothing is proved by such attributions. – John Searle

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still cant drive. – Bud Abbott

No illusion is more crucial than the illusion that great success and huge money buy you immunity from the common ills of mankind, such as cars that wont start. – Larry McMurtry