Quote by Steven Wright
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But l

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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Dogs
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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car
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American stuntmen are smart – they think about safety. When they do a jump in a car, they calculate everything: the speed, the distance… But in Hong Kong, we dont know how to count. Everything we do is a guess. If youve got the guts, you do it. All of my stuntmen have gotten hurt. – Jackie Chan

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car

L.A. has a fantastic car scene and because the climate is so gentle, cars can last forever. – Lee Child

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car

The trick at Le Mans is to get the car in the window. Everything is critical: the tyre pressure, the brake temperature, and that means you have to push the car a lot to get it into the window – its about getting everything to work right and getting the car to flow through the corners. – Tom Kristensen

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car

A lot of fun stuff happens when you go out on a bike compared to when youre in a car. Youre more in the environment. Its enjoyable. Even when Its raining Its still fun. – Stone Gossard

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car

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I couldnt wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again. – Ben Hogan

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