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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But l

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, thats how I kept track of what was going on. – Barbara Bush

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I enjoy trying to develop a car and Mercedes are one of the biggest car manufacturers in the world. – Lewis Hamilton

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