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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But l

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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Dogs
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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pet
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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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car
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I quit after a bad car accident. The thing about boxing is that you can be a star for five or six years, but when you go back to the old life, its tough. – Olivier Martinez

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Competition among insurers would bring down the cost of health care insurance, just as it brings down the cost of car or homeowners insurance. – Andrew P. Harris

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car

I lived on the top of one hill and the school was at the top of another hill. Nobody ever went to school by car – we didnt have any cars during the war. So that to and from school was itself a training. – Roger Bannister

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car

There are certain times I dont want my picture taken. If my wifes stepping out of a car and it looks like its going to come out an indecent picture, dont I have a right to object? – Bobby Darin

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car

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