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Quote by Steven Wright
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But l

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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They put chains on me they chained my waist, my legs. Put me in the back of a squad car, and I literally blacked out. I didnt even – theres whole pieces missing. – Jim Bakker

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My boyfriend keeps telling me Ive got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. Why a house? Well, you gotta have a place to park the car. – Julia Roberts

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I hate fishing, and I cant imagine why anyone would want to hike when you can get in the car and drive. – Joseph Barbera

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As you get older, things conk out. Its a bit like a car. As long as its something the mechanics can fix, you can chug on for a few more thousand miles. – Len Goodman

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From politics, it was an easy step to silence. – Jane Austen

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There may be fairies at the bottom of the garden. There is no evidence for it, but you cant prove that there arent any, so shouldnt we be agnostic with respect to fairies? – Richard Dawkins

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If you kiss on the first date and its not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes its better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else. – Jennifer Lopez

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[A]ll deities reside in the human breast. – William Blake, “The Marriage of Heaven and Hell”

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