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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But l

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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Theres a certain amount of freedom involved in cycling: youre self-propelled and decide exactly where to go. If you see something that catches your eye to the left, you can veer off there, which isnt so easy in a car, and you cant cover as much ground walking. – David Byrne

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Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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At least 50 times. Ive jumped off a building, jumped off a cliff in a car. Ive been in bedrooms when women came in with knives and guns. – Dennis Rodman

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I know I will die in a car crash. – Katie Price

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