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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But l

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, What for? I said, Im going to buy some sugar. – Steven Wright

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If you or me go to the gas station to fill up our car and it costs us much more than we expected, it will zap our discretionary income. We wont have the extra money to buy that washing machine or new winter coat-all big ticket items that are important to economic growth. – Maria Bartiromo

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You have to visualize a second or two ahead of your car what line you are taking, what you are going to do, before you get there because it comes too fast. – Emerson Fittipaldi

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I worked for this company that repossessed cars. Sure enough, the day after I quit, they repossessed my car, but that would probably be my strangest job to date. You have to work your way up to become a hardcore repo man. – Romany Malco

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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. – P. J. ORourke

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