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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But l

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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Dogs
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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Im sort of like a lame, single guy in a red sports car. – Billy Corgan

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I wanted to be a mechanic. When I was 14 I wanted to quit school and go work on my car. But my dad said Son, you shouldnt do that. You should stay in school until your education is finished, and when youre done, dont make your hobby your job. – Eric Bana

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So I did in fact spend two and a half years in the Middlesbrough car park practising skills. But if you spend four or five or six hours a day practising, you get better. – Craig Johnston

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A man sits in his car at the traffic lights, waiting for them to go green. – Michael Frayn

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If you join government, calmly make your contribution and move on. Dont go along to get along do your best and when you have to – and you will – leave, and be something else. – Peggy Noonan

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Prayer is aligning ourselves with the purposes of God. – E. Stanley Jones

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I look at the car park and myself and Dave Watson come in with our old cars, and these young lads come in with their new Porches. I think that society has changed, there seems to be a lack of respect nowadays. – Richard Gough

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Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo. – Zoe Saldana

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