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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But l

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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What Paris has done right is to make it awful to get around by car and awfully easy to get around by public transportation or by bike. – Serge Schmemann

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Is it sufficient that you have learned to drive the car, or shall we look and see what is under the hood? Most people go through life without ever knowing. – June Singer

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Acting advice is a bit like your parents teaching you how to drive a car. You know theyre right, but you still kind of want them to shut up a bit. – Max Irons

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When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are killed, do you pause to dwell on the amount of love and treasure and patience parents poured into bodies no longer suitable for open caskets? – Jim Bishop

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