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Quote by Steven Wright
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But l

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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I didnt come from a trailer park. I grew up middle class and my dad had money and my mom made my lunch. I got a car when I was sixteen. Im proud of that. – Kid Rock

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Obviously the first sentiment is disappointment that we didnt get the car home and more disappointment that at the time that it stopped the car was in the lead. – John Surtees

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