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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But l

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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A lot of people think Formula One isnt a sport because everyone drives a car when they go to work in the morning. But were pulling up to six G on a corner or during breaking, which is almost like being a fighter pilot. So we have to do a lot of work on our neck muscles. – Jenson Button

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When I was little, I used to work with my dad on the engine of his car. Mostly this was a matter of me handing him wrenches. – Mireille Enos

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They think they can make fuel from horse manure – now, I dont know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but its sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. – Billie Holiday

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Its that I dont like white paper backgrounds. A woman does not live in front of white paper. She lives on the street, in a motor car, in a hotel room. – Helmut Newton

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A lot of people are like, So you want to be famous. And Im like, No, I want to be good at my craft. I dont care about fame, I dont care if I even ever make it. As long as people know what I am as an actress in this business, Im set for my career right now. – Chloe Moretz

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I just believe that the feeling of wonder is amazing. I am pushing myself as far as I can humanly push myself… I can only hope for the best and expect the worse. – David Blaine

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