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Quote by Steven Wright
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But l

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. – George Best

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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to a job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, car and the house that you leave empty all day in order to afford to live in it. – Ellen Goodman

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You have to wait six months to purchase a fuel efficient automobile made from overseas. – Ed Markey

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So for a year I spent all my time hiding from Jack Charlton in the car park practising my skills. – Craig Johnston

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I have to admit that I had a lot of problems with poetry. – Jane Campion

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“Independence”… [is] middle-class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth. – G.B. Shaw, Pygmalion, 1912

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The whole point of Christianity is that everyone in the world, from Charles Manson to Mother Teresa, deserves to go to hell. – Sean Ningen

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Everyone who wants to do good to the human race always ends in universal bullying. – Aldous Huxley

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