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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But l

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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car
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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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power
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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In life, you need a house and a car. After that, you have a choice. – Xavier Niel

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car

Im not gonna ride home in the car. Ill wait for Randy. I think Ill get home quicker. – Patsy Cline

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car

I used to have this Mercedes, a dark blue 450SLC, which was the most beautiful car. Id like to have another unusual, beautiful car. – Andrew Davies

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car

I started out by believing God for a newer car than the one I was driving. I started out believing God for a nicer apartment than I had. Then I moved up. – Jim Bakker

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Painting, sculpture and architecture are finished, but the art habit continues. – Robert Smithson

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I cant be a hypocrite as a coach because as a player thats what I wanted. I wanted feedback, I wanted communication from the boss. I showed up for work, you can yell at me if you want, but I want input. So thats the kind of coach I want to be. – Adam Oates

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