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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But l

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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But once you have satisfied your material needs, which I think every wealth creator should – the house, the car, the plane, the boat – what comes next? – Tom Hunter

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