Quote by Elayne Boosler
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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mom
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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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Home
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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. – Elayne Boosler

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Food
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Ive spent more on my Dodger tickets that I did on my car. – Shia LaBeouf

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Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized Id left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice – Hey, man, Im Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this? The guard waved me through. – Nancy Cartwright

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car

The thing about drugs and sex is that you lose all your inhibitions. Ive had sex in trains, planes, wine bars… and quite a few car parks! – Robbie Williams

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car

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. – Will Durst

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What a stupid attitude we have in this country to personal stories. – Amanda Burton

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Beware of expanding what is clear…. A literary work is produced by means of art, a book by means of ink and paper. You may produce a work in two pages, and only make a book although you fill ten volumes folio. – Joseph Joubert (1754–1824), translated from French by George H. Calvert, 1

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One of lifes greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasnt good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world. – Yiddish Proverb

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When you retire, you switch bosses — from the one who hired you to the one who married you. – Gene Perret

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