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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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The automobile engine will come, and then I will consider my lifes work complete. – Rudolf Diesel

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My daughter Lila loves the smell of gasoline – she always says, Mummy, keep the door open, when Im filling up the car. Ive heard it is one of the most preferred scents in the world – maybe thats something to study for my next fragrance! – Kate Moss

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Driving with one foot on the accelerator and the other on the brake is likely to get you nowhere, but certainly will burn out vital parts of your car. Similarly, cutting taxes on the middle class, but increasing them on the rich is likely to result in an economic burnout. – Terry Savage

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But I also like to shower my parents with presents. I bought them a beautiful car and a house. – Eva Herzigova

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