I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler
I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

