Quote by Elayne Boosler
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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Men
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I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots. – Elayne Boosler

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thankful
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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My dad used to love Steely Dan, the Stones, Jethro Tull and all that. There was always Steely Dan going in my dads car, but I remember The Royal Scam in particular because it has Kid Charlemagne on it. – St. Vincent

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Were in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyones arguing over where theyre going to sit. – David Suzuki

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car

When women break that taboo and theyre not afraid to drive that car by herself – thats it. Now she has the guts to speak up for herself and take action. – Manal al-Sharif

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car

Simply racing a Formula 1 car is an achievement. – Sebastian Vettel

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In an industrial society which confuses work and productivity, the necessity of producing has always been an enemy of the desire to create. – Raoul Vaneigem

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Of all human activities, mans listening to God is the supreme act of his reasoning and will. – Pope Paul VI

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It can be kind of gruesome at times, making things alone. – Jenny Holzer

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