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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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Home
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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alone
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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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At least 50 times. Ive jumped off a building, jumped off a cliff in a car. Ive been in bedrooms when women came in with knives and guns. – Dennis Rodman

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car

I think a lot of writers, male and female, write as if their parents were killed in a car accident when they were 2, and they have no one to hold accountable. And unfortunately, I dont have that. I have parents who I care about what they think. – Mindy Kaling

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car

In L.A., I dont really want to go out because traffic sucks so bad. Im sorry, Im not going to spend five hours a day in my car, so you have to choose where you live very carefully. – Holly Madison

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car

I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp into the water, and I did go part way, but I stopped. I went again and stopped. I then got out of the car and stood by the car a nervous wreck. – Susan Smith

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car

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If a man loves the labor of his trade apart from any question of success or fame, the Gods have called him. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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After I had gone through this matter with the President I told him of my condition of health and that my doctors felt that I must take a complete rest and that I thought that that meant leaving the Department finally in a short time. – Henry L. Stimson

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Health

I think one of the basic tasks in life – one of the nice things we can do for each other – is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that. – Julia Sweeney

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funny

If you look into your own heart, you find nothing wrong there, what is there to fear? – Confucius

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Conscience