Quote by Elayne Boosler
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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Wouldnt it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers? – Elayne Boosler

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Money
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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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alone
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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didnt have that rule when Jesus was born. – Elayne Boosler

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mom
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I couldnt find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself. – Ferdinand Porsche

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car

Yeah, I left Idaho at 17. You know, I graduated high school a year early and just, you know, the typical story, packed up my car and moved out. – Aaron Paul

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car

A muscle is like a car. If you want it to run well early in the morning, you have to warm it up. – Florence Griffith Joyner

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car

I like to sing in the car with the windows rolled down and hair blowing all over my face. – Lauren Alaina

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Human felicity is produced not as much by great pieces of good fortune that seldom happen as by little advantages that occur every day. – Benjamin Franklin

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A constant smirk upon the face, and a whiffing activity of the body, are strong indications of futility. – Lord Chesterfield

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Futility

Im the one who gets called up about a problem. Im the one who gets called up about the street lighting and the abandoned car. Im the one who gets blamed if the police dont arrive. Im the one they blame if a city truck is broken down. – Richard M. Daley

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car

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. A joyful heart is the inevitable result of a heart burning with love – Mother Theresa

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