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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. – Elayne Boosler

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Ive never been married, but I tell people Im divorced so they wont think somethings wrong with me. – Elayne Boosler

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. – Elayne Boosler

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Now, personally, I like a car with some sort of character. – Richard Hammond

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One morning, about four oclock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, Why am I out this time of night? I was miserable, and it came to me: Im falling in love with somebody I have no right to fall in love with. – June Carter Cash

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So there is going to be that balance of understanding how to get the best out of the car that day, whether its 15th or even if I have a shot at a top 10, protecting that car so we can bring it back when we have to. – Kurt Busch

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I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they werent coming after me! – Richard Pryor

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Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable. – C. S. Lewis

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Fate stalks us with depressing monotony from womb to tomb, and, when we are least expecting it, deals us a series of crushing blows from behind. – Hesketh Pearson, The Whispering Gallery

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. – Author Unknown

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A great war leaves the country with three armies — an army of cripples, an army of mourners, and an army of thieves. – German Proverb

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