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I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Its a whole different way of thinking. – Elayne Boosler

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Stand-up is like a movie every night. You write it, direct it, produce it, the audience votes, and you go home. Theres nothing more satisfying. – Elayne Boosler

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I dont think radio is selling records like they used to. Theyd hawk the song and hawk the artist and youd get so excited, youd stop your car and go into the nearest record store. – Herb Alpert

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You know what I really love? The CD players in a car. How when you put the CD right up by the slot, it actually takes it out of your hand, like its hungry. It pulls it in, and you feel like it wants more silver discs. – Tom Waits

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Paul is Starsky, and I met him before shooting. He was very kind and encouraged us to go with what we wanted to do. It was very sweet to see them back with the car after 25 years. – Ben Stiller

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My first car was an 84 Ford Taurus. It caught on fire from me trying to change the fuel pump, so that wasnt good at all. Dried leaves on the ground while I was trying to change the fuel pump. Dont do that. Do it on concrete. – T-Pain

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