Quote by Elayne Boosler
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. Its not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. Its the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is Delete. – Elayne Boosler

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I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone. – Elayne Boosler

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I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food. – Elayne Boosler

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Know how to travel from your town to a nearby town without a car, either by bus or by rail. – Marilyn vos Savant

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There are going to be little victories that we claim, even if its finishing 15th and putting the car back in hauler without a scratch on it. – Kurt Busch

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But I have a driver, so I can return calls while Im in the car. – Donna Shalala

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Then as everything, like I say, things started to come together, when things started to go our way, thats when you results started to come. I was no different driver. I was certainly learning every time I went in the car. – Dan Wheldon

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My mom taught me how to make grilled chicken, and I bake, too. – Rico Rodriguez

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