Logo
Going to church doesnt make you any more a Christian than going to

Going to church doesnt make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. – Laurence J. Peter

No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
car
category

You always hear the phrase, money doesnt buy you happiness. But I always in the back of my mind figured a lot of money will buy you a little bit of happiness. But its not really true. I got a new car because the old ones lease expired. – Sergey Brin

Category:
car

I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

Category:
car

Thats what I love. Not being interrupted, sitting in a car by myself and listening to music in the rain. There are so many great songs yet to sing. – Alison Krauss

Category:
car

I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks. – Barack Obama

Category:
car

Random Quotes

It was as if all of the happiness, all of the magic of this blissful hour had flowed together into these stirring, bittersweet tones and flowed away, becoming temporal and transitory once more. – Herman Hesse

Category:
Happiness

Its useless to try and make rhyme or reason of it, because one guy thinks one thing and the other guy sees a whole other thing. So I try not to take them too seriously. Lately I have them screened so I only read the positive ones. – David Zucker

Category:
positive

Hope is necessary in every condition. The miseries of poverty, sickness, of captivity, would, without this comfort, be insupportable. – Samuel Johnson

Category:
Hope

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx

Category:
Marriage