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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights an

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

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Ive always had an inquisitive mind about everything from flowers to television sets to motor cars. Always pulled them apart – couldnt put em back, but always extremely interested in how things work. – Craig Johnston

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Its like, its kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, thats my show. Its a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it. – Craig Ferguson

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I will stay in the car until the last minute that Im going to jump out and do a standup or jump out and do some interviews. – Martha Raddatz

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Austin sounds a little bit like Aston Martin, which is the type of car James Bond would drive. – Mike Myers

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