Mitch Hedberg's Quote - I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights an

Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights an

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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