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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights an

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, Youre gonna have to move, youre blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasnt gonna run. If youre flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. – Mitch Hedberg

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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Ive got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If youve got an old car, youve gotta have at least several old cars, cause ones always gonna be in the garage. – Rip Torn

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You dont have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. – Kesha

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I dont own a car. – Shepard Smith

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If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. – The Crow, written by James O’Barr, David J. Schow, and John Shirley, 1994

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Ill back up anything my dad says. – Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

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