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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights an

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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Morning
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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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great
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I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Im a big believer in everybody being themselves. If not doing a swimsuit calendar is yourself, thats great. But if doing a swimsuit calendar is yourself, then you should be able to do it. What I do outside the car adds to who I am and expresses a different side of me. – Danica Patrick

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car

I dont listen to the radio very much, but that could be because I dont have a car. – David Byrne

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car

Im not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I dont worry about traffic. – Joe Scarborough

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car

As soon as I began to earn what might be called fairly large sums, I bought a car and began to explore the country around New York. – Kate Smith

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car

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A violet dusk slowly deepens, while bits of Tomorrow start sticking to the last pieces of Today. – Dr.SunWolf, 2015 tweet, professorsunwolf.com

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You need someone to tell you how to do things like hitting your marks, or driving a car so it looks right or getting out of a car so it doesnt take a million years of screen time. – Gary Cole

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I have many valentines. My mom and my sister and my directors. I got calls from all of them. And my friends. I respect what Valentines Day stands for because it is about love. – Michelle Trachtenberg

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mom

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. – Hattie McDaniel

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