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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights an

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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Dreams
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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine? – Frank Carson

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When you put gas in your car you are making a political statement, because you are supporting the empires that control and continue the destruction of some countries. – Javier Bardem

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I dont listen to the radio very much, but that could be because I dont have a car. – David Byrne

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In real life, one of my friends was killed in a car accident during our sophomore year. – Beverley Mitchell

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The big thing is hydrating the day before the race. I will have 20 ounces of water right when I get up in the morning the day before, and Ill drink throughout the day. – Ryan Hall

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