Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights an

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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Be able to back up a car for a considerable distance in a straight line and back out of a driveway. – Marilyn vos Savant

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Ive got CDs in my car, listening all the time for that next song, because everybodys looking. – Reba McEntire

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Normally in dangerous situations I have a getaway car. – Sacha Baron Cohen

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It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, thats how I kept track of what was going on. – Barbara Bush

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Growing up, my mom was very strict about how I dressed and how I behaved, and I said to myself that I wasnt going to be like that. But now I know Im going to be exactly like my mom. Im going to be worse! – Nicole Scherzinger

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The woman who is known only through a man is known wrong. – Henry Adams

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