Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights an

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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When I was a kid, the only way I saw movies was from the back seat of my familys car at the drive-in. – Forest Whitaker

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Dear motorist on the information superhighway. Im sorry I do not have a car. – Eric San

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Before now, Ive always taken my mixes out to the car and listened to them in the parking lot. I still do that, but more so now Im listening to it on the Beat box, and I think people should give it at least a listen and check it out and see what it is. – Dr. Dre

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The world is full of abundance and opportunity, but far too many people come to the fountain of life with a sieve instead of a tank car… a teaspoon instead of a steam shovel. They expect little and as a result they get little. – Ben Sweetland

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