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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights an

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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I hate to play the I-live-in-the-country card, but it really takes all of the pack the kids into the car and run from here to there out of the equation. – Ree Drummond

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I would have probably stolen cars – it would have given me the same adrenaline rush as racing. – Valentino Rossi

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Driving race cars was an avenue for me to learn how to build my own car, and that was my ambition all along. – Caroll Shelby

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I will stay in the car until the last minute that Im going to jump out and do a standup or jump out and do some interviews. – Martha Raddatz

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