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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights an

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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I accept the Old Testament as more of an action movie: blood, car chases, evacuations, a lot of special effects, seas dividing, mass murder, adultery. The children of God are running amok, wayward. Maybe thats why theyre so relatable. – Bono

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If you think Abraham Lincoln became famous for inventing the town car, it is time to spend a few hours on history. – Bo Bennett

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In sport there is never any moment that is the same as the other. I have been in Formula One for 12 years, and out of that I had one year with the perfect car. – Michael Schumacher

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My first car was an 84 Ford Taurus. It caught on fire from me trying to change the fuel pump, so that wasnt good at all. Dried leaves on the ground while I was trying to change the fuel pump. Dont do that. Do it on concrete. – T-Pain

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There is a limit at which forbearance ceases to be a virtue. – Edmund Burke

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