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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights an

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, Youre gonna have to move, youre blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasnt gonna run. If youre flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. – Mitch Hedberg

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People would say you look weak if youre not cursing the opposition and driving around in a big black car while always wearing a tie. Above all, to be strong youre always supposed to be giving orders. – Georgios A. Papandreou

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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Ive always had an inquisitive mind about everything from flowers to television sets to motor cars. Always pulled them apart – couldnt put em back, but always extremely interested in how things work. – Craig Johnston

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Unfortunately we dont have all the bits and pieces on the car that we had hoped to have by this stage so weve got to make as good a job as we can with what we have and we feel we are doing well with that at the moment. – David Leslie

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