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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights an

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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Is there some risk every day we walk out our front door? Every time we get in our car? Yeah. Are we materially less safe now than we were 10 years ago? Whatever delta there is, its very small. – John Hickenlooper

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I remember driving to North Carolina when I was a little girl in a snowstorm to get down to my moms family in the Carolinas. There were chains on the car – it was the late sixties – and we were just singing in the car. Christmas carols. – Tori Amos

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In the back of your mind, when you say you want to write music for the movies, youre saying that you want a big house, a big car and a boat. If you just wanted to write music, you could live in Kansas and do it. – Bill Conti

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