Mitch Hedberg's Quote - I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights an

Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights an

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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You need someone to tell you how to do things like hitting your marks, or driving a car so it looks right or getting out of a car so it doesnt take a million years of screen time. – Gary Cole

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But once you have satisfied your material needs, which I think every wealth creator should – the house, the car, the plane, the boat – what comes next? – Tom Hunter

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I never listen to music in the house, I listen to music in the car. – Peter Tork

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In the history of the world, no one has ever washed a rented car. – Lawrence Summers

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I was hit by a car once on my bike, but I still rode home. – Amy Winehouse

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Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed. – Francis Bacon, Novum Organum, 1620

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There – Anon.

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And I know Im supposed to feel guilty for wanting people to buy my books… and books in general? Novels and poetry, they belong to the realm of art. How dirty of us to try to hawk art! But, after a decade of hand-wringing and apologies, I cant quite muster the guilt anymore. – Julianna Baggott

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