If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. – Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams