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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your bus

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

Other quotes by Joey Adams

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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funny
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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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Other Quotes from
Golf
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It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf. – Robert Lynd

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Golf

Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose. – Woodrow Wilson

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Golf

Yeah, after each of my downhill putts. – Homero Blancas, asked if he had any uphill putts

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Golf

“Play it as it lies” is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is “Wear it if it clashes.” – Henry Beard, Golfing, 1985

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Golf

Random Quotes

Its good to shut up sometimes. – Marcel Marceau

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Even if youre improvising, the fact that beforehand you know certain things will work helps you make those improvisations successful. It really helps to have a certain amount of knowledge about musical structure. – John Cale

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Knowledge

Usually when I see someone famous, for some reason, I think I know them. – Leona Lewis

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famous

No one ever won a chess game by betting on each move. Sometimes you have to move backward to get a step forward. – Amar Gopal Bose

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Games