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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your bus

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

Other quotes by Joey Adams

If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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fitness
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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funny
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Joey Adams
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing – Joey Adams

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Psychiatry
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Other Quotes from
Golf
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Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective. – Huxtable Pippey

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Golf

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. – Chi Chi Rodriguez

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Golf

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. – Sam Snead

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Golf

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken. – Raymond Floyd

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Golf

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Public money is like holy water; everyone helps himself to it. – Italian Proverb

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While gossip among women is universally ridiculed as low and trivial, gossip among men, especially if it is about women, is called theory, or idea, or fact. – Andrea Dworkin

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Women

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true. – J. Robert Oppenheimer

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best

I had no idea that I would ever get involved with something like lending money to poor people, given the circumstances in which I was working in Bangladesh. – Muhammad Yunus

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Money