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Quote by Joey Adams
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your bus

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

Other quotes by Joey Adams

Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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Marriage
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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. – Tiger Woods

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My handicap? Woods and irons. – Chris Codiroli

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Golf

If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is. – Horace G. Hutchinson (1859-1932)

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If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf. – Percey Boomer

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Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. – John LeCarre

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