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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your bus

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

Other quotes by Joey Adams

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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fitness
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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Money
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Golf
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My handicap? Woods and irons. – Chris Codiroli

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Golf

Golf is hockey at the halt. – Arthur Marshall, 1985

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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. – Will Rogers

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Golf

Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, “Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel.” – Jeff Cesario

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Enemies promises were made to be broken. – Aesop

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The thing about death is that its honest. – Laura Linney

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Man is inclined to exaggerate almost everything — except his own mistakes. – Author Unknown

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Hollywoods a very weird place. I think theres less of everything except for attitude. – Dean Cain

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