Quote by Joey Adams
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your bus

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

Other quotes by Joey Adams

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Golf
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Everybody can see that my swing is homegrown. That means everybody has a chance to do it. – Bubba Watson

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If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. – Paul Gallico

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Golf

It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. – Hank Aaron, 1971

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A “gimme” can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. – Author Unknown

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