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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your bus

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Yeah, after each of my downhill putts. – Homero Blancas, asked if he had any uphill putts

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Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? – Al Boliska

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Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off. – Chi Chi Rodriguez

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Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. – A.A. Milne

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