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Quote by Joey Adams
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your bus

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

Other quotes by Joey Adams

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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Money
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Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. Get up early, work late – and strike oil. – Joey Adams

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Success
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If it werent for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldnt get any exercise at all. – Joey Adams

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fitness
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Other Quotes from
Golf
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These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. – Sam Snead

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Golf

Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill scoured by a whiff of arrogance. – Alistair Cooke

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Golf

If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count his strokes. It would be justifiable homicide if he wound up his pitiable exhibition by applying his niblick to your head. – Harry Vardon

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Golf

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end. – Chuck Hogan

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Golf

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Reality is bad enough. Why should I tell the truth? – Patrick Sky

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The greater the power, the more dangerous the abuse. – Edmund Burke

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The 1960s were about releasing ourselves from conventional society and freeing ourselves. – Yoko Ono

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After all, the ultimate goal of all research is not objectivity, but truth. – Helene Deutsch

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