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Quote by Joey Adams
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your bus

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

Other quotes by Joey Adams

Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. – Joey Adams

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Marriage
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Joey Adams
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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. – Joey Adams

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funny
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Golf
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If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf. – Percey Boomer

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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. – Will Rogers

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Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit? – George Archer

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If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using “an outside agency” and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf. – Henry Longhurst

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